bettyblackbent:

madqueenalanna:

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

In between breaths we are all dead.

(via that4amkick)

helpful tip :)

sadtit:

if you have social social anxiety?  just go out more :)  it’s good for you :)  likewise, if you have a peanut allergy, eat a shit ton of peanuts :)  just fucking eat them :)  i have no idea what i’m talking about :)

(via downpor)

Tips for Attracting the Zodiac Signs

ohlovequotes:

Loving the zodiac signs is one thing, but attracting is quite another. Some of it may sound cliché, but the points are to be what the other person desires. If you’re looking to win the signs, here are some tips.

Aries: Be Direct

Be aggressive and bold. Aries like people who are straight to the point. If you fall for an Aries, be open about your feelings; show them your sincerity through your actions.

Taurus: Sensual

Slow and steady wins this race here. Enjoy the chase, and fight for the chase. Show tokens of appreciation early and often. Make them feel desired, and they will be very responsive to sensual stimuli. A quality sense of humor is also important.

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(via psych-facts)

In a better world, where bullshit gets checked:

hennyandhouston:

bankuei:

“Ok, so you thought the boy made a bomb.”

“Yes.”

“And instead of evacuating the school, you pulled him out of class, arrested in front of everyone, then interrogated him, on the premises without getting the children to safety?  So, we’re going to put you up for criminal endangerment of this entire school”

“Well, uh, maybe we didn’t really think it was a bomb”

“Oh, ok, so instead you lied to police and federal authorities in order to bring up false charges against a minor for… kicks? I mean, you’re basically picking between which charges you’d like to go up on here.   Let me know, so we can get the paperwork right.”

Teacher is full of shit

(via bembylyra)

how I tell stories

me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye